The 2016 election was a tough year for women. Between the Brock Turner verdict, the Zika virus, and Ryan Gosling having a second baby, it was already pretty rough. And now Donald Trump (a man whom, according to a Gallup poll earlier this year, seven out of 10 women held unfavorable opinions of) is running for president, and just like man buns, women don’t get the appeal.
We imagined a woke male feminist president. He sounds like this.
As many as 17 women have accused him of sexually assaulting, groping, or harassing them, yet he has a chance of being elected to the White House.
What would a woke male feminist president say in response to all of this? Don’t worry — I imagined it so you don’t have to. Tony Goldwyn, who plays President Fitzgerald Grant in Shonda Rhimes’s hit show Scandal, read an address to the men of the nation that I conjured up — and added his own twist — to share a necessary feminist message.
