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Plus, Macworld Expo, Microsoft’s YouTube takedown notice carpet bombing, and a North Carolina shark feeding frenzy.


Plus, poor Mark Zuckerberg, what happened to Windows 9 and the iOS Autocomplete Song.


Plus, who’s paying Colin Kaepernick’s Beats fines, how Apple ruined Finland and human feces in pill form.


Plus, iPhone preorders in China; Ashton Kutcher, “Lenovo Product Engineer”; and the Icahn-Andreessen war of words.


Plus, Carl Icahn continues to pester Apple and Elon Musk is afraid of Skynet.


Plus, Facebook looks to share the anonymity market, Steve Ballmer ranks his regrets and Google launches camel-cam.


Plus, the E.C. clears Facebook-Whatsapp, #beardgate and the worst cat ever.


Plus, Musk teases, Box slides and someone calls Google evil.


Plus, Oracle insults SAP, Jony Ive says “k-chit” and Uber ascends to new heights of idiocy.


Plus, Apple’s Ireland problem, e-delicious machines and Tinder for douchebags.