I’ve maintained that the pumpkin spice latte — a gooey, unctuous, saccharine, brown liquid that is sold at coffee shops across this country — is one of the greatest tricks capitalism has ever pulled on the American people. It’s a perfect storm of marketing (there is no pumpkin in a PSL) and trend forecasting, that has resulted in over 200 million PSLs sold at Starbucks since 2003.
John Oliver cannot explain why Americans love pumpkin-flavored things so much


John Oliver, the people’s hero, had the week off but still managed to find some time to rightfully eviscerate the popular drink which “tastes like a candle”:











